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Craig_J said:
Worst part for me is when he says that we'll sell out our ground offering out half-price season tickets. We've never put season tickets out for halfprice and who the fudge does he think we are, West Ham?
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To paraphrase Millwall, I'd rather be an (insert pretty much anything here) than a West Ham.
 
Craig_J said:
Worst part for me is when he says that we'll sell out our ground offering out half-price season tickets. We've never put season tickets out for halfprice and who the fudge does he think we are, West Ham?
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Exactly, we will have the most expensive tickets in the league as we have that demand, WHL was always full so it’s somewhat ridiculous to hear that from someone from the club that practically gives tickets away to get rid of them all. If west ham offered a refund on every game, playing us would be the only one that sells out!
 
Baroness Stony Broke has announced to the world Tottenham will not win the title, hoping that nobody will notice her club are in free fall as her master plan to take them to the "next level" is revealed she meant "down to the next level"
 
MKSpur said:
Scouser?
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monkeybarry said:
I genuinely think Scara should be made to answer this one :D
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MKSpur said:
That was my intent!
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One of the questions for all ages - I've been puzzling over this for a few hours now.

Either option means being jobless, which is brick. Being a West Ham would make me a racist thug, but being a Scouser would make me a constant victim. Being a Scouser would mean having to hear the phlegmy, dreadful accent all the time, but being a West Ham would mean having to hear that ghastly Essex, fake roosterney noise. Liverpool's a poverty stricken brickhole, but then so is East London.

I think I would choose to become an hero instead.
 
galeforce said:
just imagine Liverpool fans not being the most racist group in a stadium

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...stigating-alleged-islamophobic-abuse-mo-salah
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What a strange thing for the police to get involved in.

Would they be taking action if the fan had been shouting "Salah, you fudging footballer, fudging footballer clam?” After all the pigfudger chooses to be a religious halfwit and chooses his imaginary friend. Why should that be treated any differently to him choosing to be a footballer?

It would be more offensive if someone had shouted “Salah, you fudging left footer, fudging left footed clam” as that is a condition he was born with and should therefore be off limits in terms of insults.* Yet I guarantee the police wouldn't be wasting our taxes chasing up on that.


* The obvious caveat that it's always OK to discriminate against gingers remains.
 
The only way this will remotely be dealt with is via points deductions.

Warn clubs that repeated incidents of racial or religious abuse, schit throwing, pitch invading, game-related brawling or general, all-purpose schit-headedness brings a 3-point deduction. The next one, a 10-point deduction.
 
greatwhitenorf said:
The only way this will remotely be dealt with is via points deductions.

Warn clubs that repeated incidents of racial or religious abuse, schit throwing, pitch invading, game-related brawling or general, all-purpose schit-headedness brings a 3-point deduction. The next one, a 10-point deduction.
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Nah. Just relegate them.
 
It’s more likely that the offended party will be given a couple of pens to make up for it. You know like how the officials only gave them another offside chance to make up for the offside goal he let them have on Tuesday.
 
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