New contract. Sign the new goddamn contract. Do it, Christian.
This! 100 million time this!
Has really been brilliant the second half of this season.
Another assist yesterday (a GREAT one btw); he now has 16 assists in the PL.
How hilarious would it be if he pipped Ozil on assists by the end of the season?
Ozil is on 18 (only 2 this calender year though i believe)
Official stats only have him on 13.
I like this one from December:
What? which official stats are those as 13?
Nowhere near as good as Fantasy league (or my own memory lol)
OPTA's.
They are wrong or not up to date, Here's (my) list:
- Dier vs Stoke at home (1-0 to us)
- Heung Min Son vs Palace at home (1-0 to us)
- Kane vs City at home (3-1 to us, his free-kick hit woodwork rebounding to Kane)
- Kane's 2nd vs Bournmouth away (4-1 to us)
- Alderweireld vs West Ham at home (2-0 to us)
- Kane's 2nd vs West ham at home (3-0 to us)
- Dier vs Saudi Sportswashing Machine at home (1-0 to us)
- Alli wondergoal vs Palace away (2-1 to us)
- Alli vs Norwich away (1-0 to us)
- Kane's 2nd vs Norwich away (3-0 to us)
- Kane vs Liverpool away (1-1)
- Alli vs Manure at home (1-0 to us)
- Alli's first vs Stoke away (2-0 to us)
- Alli's second vs Stoke away (4-0 to us)
- Dawson West Brom o.g. for us at home (1-0 to us)
- Heung Min Son vs Chelski away (2-0 to us)
I can't see amongst that lot where 3 have gone...
^^ It's probably fair enough. The concept of "assisting" someone to do something they didn't wish to do is a little odd.
Yes, if you put the ball right into the clunge of doom, it's gonna get very wet and slippy and somebody will do something they regret. That is definitely an assist. Just like if you shoot across goal and a defender can't get out the way and it bundles into the net. But what I think every fan of this forum is thinking... is this: Is the frame of the goal, the posts and the bar, is that part of the goal target, or just part of the goal... is it the pie crust or the pie, is it the gums or the teeth. We should really have a thread about this.Can understand the other two as Eriksen was actually trying to shoot. But for me the OG one should go down as an assist.
I find it strange that none of those officially count as assists (especially the own goal one).
Only half the distance between his eyesOzil got an assist for passing the ball half a yard on a free kick