No decimal place in the rating and only out of 5? Kane, dier and doherty are not going to be impressed.
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No decimal place in the rating and only out of 5? Kane, dier and doherty are not going to be impressed.
The Northman: Boring and lacking a story.
The Black Phone: Once we got to the basement it took me about two minutes to figure out the plot and I could skip to the end. Saved me an hour. Extremely disappointing.
Lightyear: Some good parts and the animation looks great, but it's so incredibly bland and boring. I cannot stand Taiki Waititi. Please stop putting him in movies.
The Sea Beast: The graphical style was completely wrong for me. Might work for a game, but for a movie I found it unwatchable. Couldn't get through it.
The Lost City: Why? Romancing the Stone already exists. Botox Sandra Bullock and whatshisface have zero chemistry, script is awful and the green screen work looks like it was done in the 90s.
I did see one decent movie: Bob's Burgers Movie. Yes, it's basically an expanded tv episode with a bit more adult content, but it's entertaining and it actually has a plot.
The Black Phone: Once we got to the basement it took me about two minutes to figure out the plot and I could skip to the end. Saved me an hour. Extremely disappointing.
Lightyear: Some good parts and the animation looks great, but it's so incredibly bland and boring. I cannot stand Taiki Waititi. Please stop putting him in movies.
The Sea Beast: The graphical style was completely wrong for me. Might work for a game, but for a movie I found it unwatchable. Couldn't get through it.
The Lost City: Why? Romancing the Stone already exists. Botox Sandra Bullock and whatshisface have zero chemistry, script is awful and the green screen work looks like it was done in the 90s.
I did see one decent movie: Bob's Burgers Movie. Yes, it's basically an expanded tv episode with a bit more adult content, but it's entertaining and it actually has a plot.
It's the movie the toy in toy story was based on.
Yiddo
Ian Walker
Oh so scraping the bottom of the barrel then?
greatwhitenorf
Dean Richards
Watched Top Gun last night wif Lady Norf, who needs no encouragement to admire the Cruise boy.
Laughed our asses off.
So hilariously, atrociously, deliciously bad. Lame, lazy and utterly fcukin' witless. I mean, just the ridiculous white uniform scene in the bar. We had people hushing us as we howled.
Laughed our asses off.
So hilariously, atrociously, deliciously bad. Lame, lazy and utterly fcukin' witless. I mean, just the ridiculous white uniform scene in the bar. We had people hushing us as we howled.
parklane1
Tony Galvin
The funnist thing i watched was when Cruise made Jack Reacher, crap actor imo.
Lemonade Money
Les Medley
I actually think he's a good actor who chooses films for money rather than quality/director.
parklane1
Tony Galvin
Not for me , a pretty face maybe but brick as a actor.
K.D.D.D.D.Soc
Ian Walker
Do you need to be a good actor to play an action hero? The dialogue is usually trite or full of bravado, no need for expressing emotions or empathy, little has changed from the action heros of my childhood like John Wayne, Alan Ladd, Joel McCrea and Victor Mature just more money spent on big bangs.
a spur from swansea
Naybet
Also gives him a chance to pilot planes he doesn't have to pay for or the insurance.
greatwhitenorf
Dean Richards
And such a stylish runner. Think he has running scenes in every movie.
My daughter is in the film biz and been in on conference calls with him. Says he's bright and has a clear sense of what he wants but, like some Yank football coach, resorts to all sorts of hackneyed cliche phrases to get people motivated to do extra work they aren't going to be paid extra for.
Which she doesn't tolerate.
greatwhitenorf
Dean Richards
Yeah.
No. Having to rely on Led Zeppelin to pep up your trailer is a bad sign.
Would HAVE been better if it was about Captain Kirk being trapped in an earlier century after a time travel malfunction. With the Enterprise arriving to save the day via aerial dogfights with dragons. And the dragons fire comes from their loose feces.
I saw the thumbnail and memories of 2000 came flooding back, not good ones neither..
But, this looks pretty decent - cool they start with the black dragon here, and the owlbear looks great - in fact the monsters in general look very well done.
This might be a lot closer and truer to what folk would want, but wtf is with Pine's hairstyle? He has a clause to look the same in all his films?
Edit: Sheesh, just seen trailer for Don't Worry Darling 2 - change his clothes from one film to the other n boom, no difference lol
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Dunno about the hair line. But the guys directing did game night which i thought was very good. So looking forward to this. All of the cgi looks great which is nice. Marvels cgi seems to have gone downhill.
markysimmo
Johnny nice-tits
Its terrible in the latest Dr Strange film