OMT ***Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham Dildo Club***

[alekaras]

Yaaawn. Another Alli goal.

 

[Bullet]

Oh hello sailor!!!! Nice of Rice to head that one in for Alli.

Now let's play keepball and get them depressed and fighting each other

 

[Robbo]

Oh Dele, should've tried to flick it to Son a bit sooner

 

[Kandi1977]

Bilic looks like he knows he's gone.

 

[Rorschach]

He only cost 5mil.

 

[Robbo]

Bilic looks like he knows he's gone.

Just waiting to cash in and go to Bermuda

 

[the dza]

Only us getting too complacent can stop us from winning this game, but we should win this by four or five without hitting top gear. So easy. We've been decent but West Ham are rubbish.

 

[Robbo]

He only cost 5mil.

You have to laugh. Bale was double that, six-seven years ago. What a steal that Dele deal was.

 

[Bullet]

Just waiting to cash in and go to Bermuda

I know I would. Imagine having a choice like that, a million quid a year to manage this bunch of w*nkers and listen to the w*nker fans and deal with the dildo twins and Big Karen... or 5 million to bugger off to Bermuda.







Amounts may be made up but you get the gist

 

[ricky2tricky4city]

Look at that suit Bilic has got on.....mr byrite (hello Levy) with an iron on hammers badge. So West Ham.

 

[nayenezgani]

Does the Sissoko train with the rest of the team?

Oh do bore off.

 

[Mikey10]

Ben Davies really has developed into an excellent player. Love him.

 

[Robbo]

Carrol is even poorer than his usual self tonight. Looks like he can't be bothered to try.

 

[MKSpur]

Carrol is even poorer than his usual self tonight. Looks like he can't be bothered to try.

He's probably worried about getting injured before the new manager comes in.

 

[Bullet]

Who does Danny Rose look like with his long hair like that... some American "comedian" kid from about 20 years ago who had his own show... also looks a bit like that kid from Kriss Kross hairdo IIRC

 

[Kandi1977]

Carrol is even poorer than his usual self tonight. Looks like he can't be bothered to try.

He's not even bothered to bring his elbows.

 

[Rorschach]

Another goal (for us) and this is over as a contest, if it ever was one.

 

[paxtonwolf]

Good 1st half performance

 

[Baleforce]

carroll is gonna hurt himself by throwing himself to the floor every time somebody steps on his shadow

 

[Denmark Spur]

Get the third early in the 2nd half and sub off Toby and Dele