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So, what happened today?

Just got back from my local where I popped in for a couple

Got talking to this nice 80 year old geezer and you know how it is, he started telling me his life history.

Lives in an OAP home just up the road, walked with a frame because of osteoporosis, was from south London and had an Aston Martin service station.

BOOM! Drops it in the conversation....went to prison in the Azores for drug smuggling (2kg of Cannabis). Now I'm all ears.

Anyway got found not guilty and let out after 6 months for time served and the 'mastermind' did 2 years.

Without fail I will always attract the 'character' wherever I go (basically because I will always start a conversation). My Mrs disowns me.

The house smells a bit funny now though....
You reckon he grassed?
 
There is no smoke without fire!

I'm like a magnet for these people. Wouldn't have it any other way though. Met all sorts of 'interesting' characters over the years.

I always talk to the elderly if they are on their own, they may not have spoken to a real person in days.
Fantastic attitude. I do the same, though I am an infrequent pub visitor (as i sit in the pub typing this). I'm no spring chicken but I find the elderly are usually way more interesting too, unless they talk about tying onions to their belt.
 
There is another chap (79) i see in my closest pub. Never married or had children and goes in there 5 days a week (closed the other 2 days) for lunch. He says the staff are the closest thing to family that he has. They treat him well but always sits on his own. I make a point of going in there once a week to have a chat and keep him company.
I only know him because I used to occasionally see him on my commute to London 25 years ago. He used to wear a cravat, kicking it old school stylee.

fudge me I've turned into a big softie.
 
I was very emotional

Loved the whole day, people were so nice, didn't see too many liabilities really, seems Wembley security was a lot tighter than the last time I was there

Only gripe was the toilet queues, they were mental the whole day

Cast were ace
Ashcroft is incredible and Oasis were amazing, they exceeded my expectations
Seeing my litte girls reaction to them and the crowd was brilliant

Fantastic! Seen them twice on this run, bangers both!
 
I've been away for the weekend, met with friends in Totnes and had an absolute blast.
Drove along to Brighton for a couple of days (we love Brighton) before heading to the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium for the CL Copenhagen game tomorrow.
So as you can imagine I was in a pretty good mood.
Walking through a shopping mall with my wife when this random guy runs and kicks with his full force one of those yellow "danger wet floor" no more than 10 feet away from me and it misses my face by a fraction of a inch, honestly it brushed my hair.
He casually walked past without a care in world. It took me a second or two to recover from the shock and when I did I pursued him and let's just say that I was not very happy.
I didn't go near him as tbh I would have killed him if I had got my hands on him, but I was looking for a security officer, he realised what I was doing, turned round and headed for the exit.
By now was screaming for security trying to raise their attention.
You know there were actually people laughing at me. I challenged them and they denied they were laughing and saying that I was in a shopping mall (relevance!) and had to calm down.
No security appeared.
No appeared to give a fudge.
I am going to email the shopping centre (my wife dragged me out) with the time and location and ask them to review the cctv and ask why no one responded.
 
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