The quntiest team of all time - centre forward/striker

[wiziwig]

Some nasty fookers in that list...Maybe John Hartson could be included...

I'm going with John Fashanu and Henry as my starting two, with Drogba my center forward on the bench.

 

[Jordinho]

The runners and riders. Do we have any support for the possibles? Have we missed anyone?

Certainties:

John Fashanu
Van Persie
Ronaldo
Henry
Suarez
Shearer

Possibles:

Costa
Drogba
Adebayor
Alan Smith (both of them)
Rudi Völler
Bellamy
Neymar
Tevez
Balotelli
Olivier Giroud
Nile Ranger
Lee Hughes
Jamie Vardy
Andy Johnson
Marlon King
Ian Wright
Hasselbaink
Big Dunc
Andy Gray

Costa has been seconded and one of the Alan Smiths. Wouldn't feel right leaving out Drogba. Jamie Vardy is definitely a clam, even if he doesn't qualify on footballing grounds.

 

[milo]

Costa has been seconded and one of the Alan Smiths. Wouldn't feel right leaving out Drogba. Jamie Vardy is definitely a clam, even if he doesn't qualify on footballing grounds.

Which of the Alan Smith's?

 

[Jordinho]

Which of the Alan Smith's?

My guess is the gooner one. I've seen him referred to as a 'thunderclam' on more than one occasion.

 

[milo]

Costa has been seconded and one of the Alan Smiths. Wouldn't feel right leaving out Drogba. Jamie Vardy is definitely a clam, even if he doesn't qualify on footballing grounds.

His racist casino antics should earn him a place on the list

 

[milo]

My guess is the gooner one.

I'd have him down as the lesser of the two qunts. Smudged was a horrible player.

 

[Jordinho]

I'd have him down as the lesser of the two qunts. Smudged was a horrible player.

The younger one is a reckless thug. The other has really upped the clam factor with his punditry.

 

[milo]

The younger one is a reckless thug. The other has really upped the clam factor with his punditry.

I'm not sure that we can take post playing career clamery into account.

 

[Jordinho]

I'm not sure that we can take post playing career clamery into account.

I was thinking we could run polls for managers, pundits, commentators etc.

 

[milo]

I was thinking we could run polls for managers, pundits, commentators etc.

We definitely need a manager and chairman

 

[Lemonade Money]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ree-asks-to-view-the-match-video-1506861.html

Fashanu def gets my vote.

 

[Lemonade Money]

suarez vs scott parker

As does Suarez

 

[parklane1]

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ree-asks-to-view-the-match-video-1506861.html

Fashanu def gets my vote.

The whole Wimbeldon team were the biggest load of thugs i have seen ( and that includes to 70's Leeds team) And ( Fash the bash) was the leader along with Jones.

 

[milo]

The whole Wimbeldon team were the biggest load of thugs i have seen ( and that includes to 70's Leeds team) And ( Fash the bash) was the leader along with Jones.

It would be amazing (wrong) if none of that team were represented.

 

[Bullet]

It's Henry and Henry for me. He ruined many, many days of my life.

 

[milo]

The qunts in contention again. I've split the Smiths if anyone wants to second one of them, I will add them to the list.

Certainties:

John Fashanu
Van Persie
Ronaldo
Henry
Suarez
Shearer
Costa
Drogba
Vardy

Possibles:

Adebayor
Alan Smith (Leeds and Man Utd short arsed thug qunt)
Alan Smith (Leicester and Arsenal always commentating on our games qunt)
Rudi Völler
Bellamy
Neymar
Tevez
Balotelli
Giroud
Ranger
Lee Hughes
Andy Johnson
Marlon King
Ian Wright
Hasselbaink
Big Dunc
Gray

 

[milo]

The qunts in contention again. I've split the Smiths if anyone wants to second one of them, I will add them to the list.

Certainties:

John Fashanu
Van Persie
Ronaldo
Henry
Suarez
Shearer
Costa
Drogba
Vardy

Possibles:

Adebayor
Alan Smith (Leeds and Man Utd short arsed thug qunt)
Alan Smith (Leicester and Arsenal always commentating on our games qunt)
Rudi Völler
Bellamy
Neymar
Tevez
Balotelli
Giroud
Ranger
Lee Hughes
Andy Johnson
Marlon King
Ian Wright
Hasselbaink
Big Dunc
Gray

Any more for any more?

 

[jts1882]

Ronaldo, Van Persie and Suarez are certainties. Costa has made a vast impression in a short time. Vardy is a prime qunt but this is a list of footballers who are qunts.

Shearer also ranks as a pundit with his he is entitled to go down nonsense and was clearly an inspiration for Huth and fellaini who have developed Shearers skillset in their own way.

Lots of options, but we shouldn't forget Maradona.

Maradona is a great call. And Suarez has it all. Racism, cheating, violence, the victims love him - what else could you ask for in a qunt?

Doesn't this count as a nomination and second?

 

[milo]

Doesn't this count as a nomination and second?

You're right, it does, I missed that one.

 

[jts1882]

Maradona does tend to get away with things not being seen.