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Vincent Janssen

I don't think there's any sweeping up to do or tea needing to be made, so still not sure Vincent will have a role to play.
 
Another football fairy tale imminent. Janssen gets a lucky break, steps into Kane's boots and scores a hat-trick on his debut (OK that last bit may be pushing things).
I love a good Dutch (or is he Belgian?) hold-the-ball-up-for-hours-centre-forward-come-good story, me.

Sadly, Janssen to average non-UK European team and/or Janssen foot inury shocker, are more likely.
 
Poch seems to disagree...

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Brutal.

Vincent must have done something or said something seriously disrespectful to Poch. There’s simply no other way he’d be so out of the picture.

(As if it was on poor performance only, then why did Sissoko get given a free pass for two years worth of absolute shockers?)
 
As others may have noted, I'm not Llorente's biggest fan. And I think it speaks volumes that Poch much prefers Llorente as an option to Janssen.

It's basically:

1.Kane
2.Son/Lamela/Moura (our set up v Chelsea away last season had Son or Lamela up top)
3.Llorente
4. someone with an 'aura'.










5. Janssen...maybe.

It does seem a bit off though, GKN has even managed the odd appearance and he's phucking hopeless.
 
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