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Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Mr_B said:
I've always liked his outspoken ways, today he said
For the moment, I will not be at PSG next season. I still have a month and a half left here.

"If they replace the Eiffel Tower with a statue of me, then I will stay."

I'd love to see him come to WHL, he could make an impact like VDV did,you can't beat that nous and experience even if he is the wrong side of 30, his ego is something else though and he'll probably think we're too small for him.

another couple of quotes from someone who would make Clough blush :

How to shake off Stephane Henchoz:
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.”

Mind your own business:
Reporter: “You’ve got some scars on your face, Zlatan. What has happened?”

Zlatan: “Well…I don’t know…you’ll have to ask your wife about that”

After being criticised by John Carew:
“What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.”

On refusing a trial at Arsenal:
“Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.”

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After being asked by a female reporter about a photo of him and Gerard Pique hugging:
“Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!”

On having one too many celebrating Juventus' 2005 title win:
“It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.”

What Zlatan bought his wife for her birthday:
”Nothing, she already has Zlatan.”
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Some of those are pure quality. You cant help but love him
 
Jurgen the German said:
He needs to win a CL or at least turn up in a quarter final, semi and/or final as he hasn't done so far.
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He scored a couple against Arsenal for Barcelona in a game where he played very well a few years back. If he doesn't win the Champions League with PSG this season than I don't think he ever will
 
AuroRaman said:
Kind of agree with Neymar but also gaping holes. It is simply not true to state the global profile of athletics 'isn't that big'. It's probably second only to football! Also, I think one would be surprised just how well known Kelly Holmes and Edwards are outside of the UK. As for Edwards, his world record has not been bested for close to 20 years. I know this and remember the jump despite not being a big fan of Athletics. It is quite simply an incredible feat.

As for Steve Redgrave, yes I definitely agree re: financial clout required to be successful in his sport. But Zlatan's achievements in his sport are the equivalent of winning the St Johnstone Paint Trophy compared to Redgrave's achievements, akin to winning the quadruple 4 years in a row as comparison. The guy was a phenom, an ultimate Olympian.
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Who is Steve Redgrave?
 
galeforce said:
Rower, won gold at 5 (yes, five) consecutive olympic games.
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Ok, so he's Britain's version of Ole Einar Bjørndalen, only half as good. OEB won 4 Olympic gold medals in one year, has 8 in total, 4 silver and one bronze. He is 20 times world champion, won his first gold medal in 1998 and won his 20th last week.
 
Kandi1977 said:
Ok, so he's Britain's version of Ole Einar Bjørndalen, only half as good. OEB won 4 Olympic gold medals in one year, has 8 in total, 4 silver and one bronze. He is 20 times world champion, won his first gold medal in 1998 and won his 20th last week.
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Never 'eard of 'im




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I Googled him. He does winter biathlon. I don't know what that is. Probably cross country skiing followed by archery or shooting or tinkling a urine icicle like a barber's pole. Or should that be an urine icicle? Where is the omnipedant Roland Beurre when you need him?
 
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