The quntiest team of all time - centre back

[Aldo]

That's a sitcom that I would like to see

How is Barnet these days?

 

[Baleforce]

Keown is a shoe in for me, the way he got in van Nistelrooys face after that penalty miss was disgusting

Terry however is another level, racist scumbag clam, the second most definitive player in this eleven. A clear winner for the post of vice captain.

 

[Rorschach]

Terry and Pepe

 

[Baleforce]

I don't get the hate for Pepe, he's one hell of a defender.

 

[scaramanga]

I don't get the hate for Pepe, he's one hell of a defender.

Yep. And his reaction to a dive is precisely the same one those of us who played as defenders would have too. Except we'd have done it with metal studs.

 

[Baleforce]

he does what he does on the pitch in front of tv cameras, i'll take that over actual criminals and antagonistic discriminators every single time

 

[Rorschach]

he does what he does on the pitch in front of tv cameras, i'll take that over actual criminals and antagonistic discriminators every single time

I thought we were talking about football.

Pepe is a massive clam on the pitch all the time. It is amusing but there is no denying what a massive bellend he is.

 

[milo]

How is Barnet these days?

It's a couple of years since I last saw him. He seems well when we've spoken.

 

[DaveYid]

Obvious who this will be. Honourable mentions to Rio and Carragher

 

[T-C]

Shawcross is worth a mention, as is Huth and Klaus Augenthaler, Pepe, Ramos. The list is endless. Could fill a whole squad of CB qunts

Generally to be a good centre back there has to be an element of it to their game. We were privileged to have a player in King that didn't need to, a true one-off in the modern game.

 

[T-C]

Much as dislike Scumpbell I honestly think he has mental issues whilst Adams and Terry are just grade-A toss pots.

It depends whether we're focusing on their behaviour on the pitch or off it as well. I don't remember him being a dirty player, just a complete **** for leaving on a free and somehow acting as if the abuse he gets is somehow based on race.

 

[Lost Mango]

Generally to be a good centre back there has to be an element of it to their game. We were privileged to have a player in King that didn't need to, a true one-off in the modern game.

But racism on the pitch elevates terry beyond the bounds of duty.

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Obvious who this will be. Honourable mentions to Rio and Carragher

Rio was great player and a real gentleman off the pitch

We used to be able to go the wet spam players lounge and he was ten frost one to come and offer autographs and ask how everyone was. I went 3/4 time and he recognised me and came and had a proper chat

He also invited my mates mum who ran the bar to his wedding as he had known her for a long time

 

[Lemonade Money]

Obvious who this will be. Honourable mentions to Rio and Carragher

Scored more league goals for Spurs than Janssen.

 

[Jordinho]

Scored more league goals for Spurs than Janssen.

Scored as many for Spurs as he managed for Liverpool in 508 league appearances.

 

[milo]

Definites: Judas, Pepe, Terry, Adams, Keown

Possibles: Holton, Shawcross, Huth, Augenthaler, Ramos, Bould, Luiz, Grimandi, Ferdinand, Carragher

Are we missing anyone? Any support for a possible being added to the list?

 

[Baleforce]

Woodgate

 

[Lemonade Money]

Carvalho

 

[Bedfordspurs]

Definites: Judas, Pepe, Terry, Adams, Keown

Possibles: Holton, Shawcross, Huth, Augenthaler, Ramos, Bould, Luiz, Grimandi, Ferdinand, Carragher

Are we missing anyone? Any support for a possible being added to the list?

Who is Holton?

 

[milo]

Who is Holton?

@parklane1's nomination