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Jermaine Jenas
Was on the way to a home game once and there was a homeless man saying that the badger was facing the wrong way and that's what was bringing the bad luck.I heard a podcast episode last night about how a football team from Norway, Tromsø (we played them in the euro league back in 2013), sacrificed a goat in the middle of their pitch at night to somehow get rid of a curse a shaman had put on them. They had lost and lost and lost, then they sacrificed the goat (they were told by another shaman-type that was the only way to get rid of the curse), and they started winning again and stayed up against all odds! Now, I'm in the odd position of being both superstitious and a vegetarian - so I can't condone killing a goat up in the cheese lounge, but surely it is worth a try? What kind of spiritual hot shot has got anything against us? Did we not pay Uri Geller that one time he did a job for us? The son in law of the king of Norway, Harald (big Spurs fan), is a self proclaimed shaman. Worth a punt? I am not back on the shrooms, by the way, just wanting us to turn every stone.
If only it was that easy. We all know it's the accumulation of terrible OMTs that is doing us in.
I must admit that I've wondered a few times since that day if he is onto something.